Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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maddie latino

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Chuck Norris.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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