Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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