- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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