Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Unflushed Shit...

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How do u shit With ur ass

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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