- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Looks through the peephole.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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