What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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Your doorbell is broken.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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hi. thats what she said.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Bumsniffer

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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