What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Knock Knock It's Open!

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

It says so on your cap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Hey, Max!!

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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