- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

Knock knock runs away laughing

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

minced oaths

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

World Peace

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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