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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Enchilada

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

"Up to 50% off."

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

Chuck Norris.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

Susie has Autism

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Is this a chair?

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