Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Tennesse

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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