What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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