What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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