A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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penis

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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T-Dog scare me

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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