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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

A baby seal walks into a club...

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

Looks through the peephole.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

A man walks into a bar.

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

A piece of rope walks into a bar, and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve ropes here." The rope goes into the bathroom, ties himself into a knot, then rubs himself against the walls until his ends are ragged. Then he walks out and says to the bartender: "I'm a frayed knot." The bartender replies, "Right, I see that you've tied yourself into a knot and frayed your ends. So what? What are you trying to prove?" "Well, I...I mean, it was supposed to be a pun, and you were supposed to react like...like it was..." "Look, I thought I was doing you something nice by letting you use the restroom, even though I told you we don't serve ropes here. And then you go in there and rub yourself against the walls or some crazy shit, and probably get them all dirty, and you come out and expect I'm going to give you a drink because of a pun? Is that how you think this works? Get out of my bar before I call the police." The rope slinks out, still tied in a knot, and eventually finds somebody willing to buy a bottle of cheap vodka for him at a liquor store. He never sets foot in the bar again.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Anti Joke

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