- Anti Joke

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

robin, get in the car.