What is worse than hell?

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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9/11/2001

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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What's up? A direction...

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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OBAMA

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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T-Dog scare me

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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c+t+c?

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Men's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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