- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Come in

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Knock Knock It's Open!

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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