When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

i love huge wieners.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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