- Anti Joke

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

People Eating Tasty Animals

Chuck Norris.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Blarg

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

My name is never spelt right so its all good