Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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