how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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