Hey

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

thumb_up thumb_down +3

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What is worse than hell?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops