I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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It says so on your cap.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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