A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

What flys? A fly

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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