Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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BWAT

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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