yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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