Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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