A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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Women's rights.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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Anti Joke

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