- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

What sucks?

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Hellen Keller

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Knock knock whos there punctuation

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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