why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

Asians

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

co jo kurwa tocza?

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

T-Dog scare me

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

antijokes

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Who has downs this joke

I'm gay.

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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