Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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potatoes

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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