- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

What abou three times

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

Penis.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

A man walks into a bar.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

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