Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Whats9+10 19

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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