- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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