Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Womens rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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