- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

who smells? •Liam

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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