- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

To mamas so fat shes fat

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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