Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Yes. Just Yes.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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