- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

A seal walks into a club.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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