Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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ballsack

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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George W. Bush

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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