Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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The WNBA.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Boobs are nasty!

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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