what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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don't look behind you

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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Anti Joke

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