what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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weiner? balls

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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OGC - tilt your head

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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