"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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The Economy

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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S.O.P.A

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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666

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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