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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

My mom.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

whats pale and white your ass.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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