- Anti Joke

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo