A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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