Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

A British man walks into a dental office.

Chaney is a dumb b****

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

Penis!

How do u shit With ur ass

Unflushed Shit...

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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