Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Chuck Norris.

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Frown is a four letter word.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

The 19th Amendment

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

To mamas so fat shes fat

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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