Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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This is not a good joke.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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Looks through the peephole.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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