A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Looks through the peephole.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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It says so on your cap.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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