What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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