My butt!!!!

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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