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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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