- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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