a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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BWAT

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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