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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Looks through the peephole.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Sit on Santas lap Boner

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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