Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Compton

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Tennesse

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

*you're

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Don't think of granny porn

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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