How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

The 19th Amendment

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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