- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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