what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Your mom

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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hey bill!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Chrissy is funny.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Anti Joke

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