Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

Your mom

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

Lil' Wayne

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

"Hello." "Hi."

A day without sunshine is like night.

roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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