- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Hellen Keller

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??