- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

S.O.P.A

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Woman's Rights.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

OBAMA

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