how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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T-Dog scare me

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Who has downs this joke

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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