Asians

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

This is not a good joke.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

co jo kurwa tocza?

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Rock mattress.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

T-Dog scare me

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

antijokes

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

I'm gay.

Who has downs this joke

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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