How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

"Up to 50% off."

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

who smells? •Liam

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Susie has Autism

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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