- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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