[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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