Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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The 19th Amendment

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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