A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

guess what chicken butt

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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