Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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