Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

Rock mattress.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

T-Dog scare me

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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I'm gay.

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

Who has downs this joke

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

who farted? umm........that guy.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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