What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

Stephen Hawking can walk

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

Wolf Pussy

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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