How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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