Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Where's my tractor?

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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