- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Tennesse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Star Wars

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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