Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Where's my tractor?

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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