So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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