why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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It says so on your cap.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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