Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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