What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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