- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

Stephen Hawking can walk

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

Wolf Pussy

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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