- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

What is an anti-joke? This is.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

weiner? balls

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

OGC - tilt your head

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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