- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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