Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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Womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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