How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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women leaving the kitchen

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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Star Wars

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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