jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Knock Knock It's Open!

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

How do magnets work?

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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