What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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