Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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What sucks?

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Hellen Keller

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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