- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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