Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

A baby seal walks into a club...

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Looks through the peephole.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

Asians

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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