What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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