What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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Knock knock! "Who's there?" "It's me, xx" "Okay, come in."

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Three guys are in the desert. They find a lamp, they rub it, and a genie appears. The genie says "I'll grant each of you a wish." So the first guy says "I want to return to my family in my native country." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The second guy says "I want to live in Hollywood, be famous and rich, and have dozens of girls around me." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The third guy says "I want to go to Hawaii." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. So all three guys end up being happy.

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'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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Lol, thats sweet, you making me nervous in a good way now. No, the thing is that I need to use this crap every morning, yeah, but its late here now, and since I was born with this condition, remembering is far easier than forgetting, and while the bleeding has stopped now, I was never in any pain whatsoever, and the bleeding would have stopped eventually because of you know... Coagulation? But, if I lets say spend a week without my meds, things would look pretty ugly. I get the meds for cheap, by my new doctor since the old one was a bitch... Excuse me, can we take five minutes? I know I said I would return last time and did not, but I will, I am just a bit... Well, I need a bit more blood in my body right now, I am fine, no danger... If I where I would not be chatting here, but getting my ass of to the doc.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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