A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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A man walks into a restaurant and ordered a soup. Then, he called the waiter and said the soup tasted funny. The waiter said, "so laugh". the man then killed the guy and sips the soup while laughing.

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Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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A blond and a brunette fall off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Neither. They hit the ground at the exact same time due to the laws of physics

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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Knock knock! "Who's there?" "It's me, xx" "Okay, come in."

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A pregnant woman goes to the hospital to deliver a baby. It is born perfectly normal and healthy, the doctor looks at the mother and father offering them congratulations as he hands them a 9 lb 10 oz baby boy. The mother wanted a girl, but she instead develops post part em depression. She goes through years of psychotherapy to again become well adjusted, her second child is a girl.

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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The original Superman: Cruelty! Do you remember the original superman color movies? Like when he just deflected lasers bombs fire and bullets, he threw busses, spun around the world, was completely immune to anything but kryptonite and then... (pls dont hate) ...Fell of a horse and became a complete cripple?

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Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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Anti Joke

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