An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

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The original Superman: Cruelty! Do you remember the original superman color movies? Like when he just deflected lasers bombs fire and bullets, he threw busses, spun around the world, was completely immune to anything but kryptonite and then... (pls dont hate) ...Fell of a horse and became a complete cripple?

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Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

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What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? ..It was stapled to the chicken.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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