mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

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What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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A man walks into a restaurant and ordered a soup. Then, he called the waiter and said the soup tasted funny. The waiter said, "so laugh". the man then killed the guy and sips the soup while laughing.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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8============D PEN1S

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton? She was trying to read the nutrition label and had forgotten her reading glasses.

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What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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A blond and a brunette fall off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Neither. They hit the ground at the exact same time due to the laws of physics

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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OMG I NEED FRESH WATER

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Q: what did the deaf boy get for christmas? A: an ipod shuffle

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