a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

What is worse

john liked the paper........ so he took it

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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