Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

A fat boy walked into a party

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Three blondes walk into a community college.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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