- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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