What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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