- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

why did Max cry??? chicken

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

cms.......?????

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Knock knock runs away laughing

What is brown and sticky?

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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