- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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