What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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